You're goddamn ridiculous. Just admit it. For this reason, the Metro Parks annual Outdoor Challenge is right down your alley. Starting at 11 a.m. Saturday morning at Owen Beach at Point Defiance Park, teams of two adults and family teams of four will battle for supremacy in a bevy of outdoorsy and just plain absurd challenges. Cross-country skiing, golf ball chipping and adult dress up will all be in play. Be warned, and be ready.

[Point Defiance Park, 10 a.m. registration, 11 a.m. to 2 p.m. competition, 2:30 p.m. awards ceremony, $40 per team, metroparkstacoma.org/challenge]